Would like you all to know he is accepting both altar boys and altar girls for his sermons...the only catch you must each take turns bouncing on his lap and call him Uncle Bob the Great!
On the next sermon he also wanted me to let you know that there will be no fighting over me! I am just his mesenger he did however make an exception to deadsilence and I thank him for that...But everyone else ALL love must go to Bob!
And also he has instructed me to set for the new commandments wich he is writing right now they shall be updated soon.
Also he wanted me to send forth a new declaration throught the land
He has found himself a concubine Norma Ray and wanted to share all her beauty with his followers:
And he says to all of you remember to....well he forgot so nevermind.
That was all he wrote!
ALL HAIL BOB