Willow (darkendmind) wrote in the_twisted,
Willow
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ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOB!

Bob has given me the commandments to pass to all his followers..He has also assigned each of you new living quarters.....the commandments along with the the house rules are basically the same! ALL HAIL BOB!!!!





1. there shall be no other Bob's before you.

2. smoking outside the building will only be allowed during breaks assigned by Bob.

3. the womens' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into Bob's inner office where he can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while he plays with himself.

4. while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of his genitalia. Eye contact with him is also prohibited.

5. girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as he builds towards orgasm.

6. while he is ejaculating, the men must undress each other spread eagle in front of him and satify each other orally until he has completed ejaculating.

7. any follower caught writing grafitti or defacing property will be automatically killed, unless they are masturbating.

"If you have any questions about these new regulations,Bob will be in his office spanking it with a thumb up his ass."



Bob also wants to say if this sounds like Adam Sandlers work your probrably right!
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