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Friday, January 27th, 2006

Subject:Boookis.
Posted by:starsfallineyez.
Time:5:34 pm.
Hey everyone here. I am in need of space and some cash, or more books depending on what you have. So buy or swap books with me. Please. Heres my list so far.

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Sunday, July 3rd, 2005

Posted by:starsfallineyez.
Time:12:14 am.
I'm sorry if this is offtopic...

but...

I was wondering if people could reccommend books.
Any topic really. ANYTHING!

Thank you. And I'm sorry if this is offtopic, and you can delete it.
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Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004

Posted by:xslackerbitchx.
Time:5:48 pm.
Mood: excited.
My community has just been reconstructed and we're looking for new members to join our elite group. if you think you have what it takes feel free to apply.



xxdopefiendsxx
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Thursday, November 18th, 2004

Posted by:xslackerbitchx.
Time:10:35 am.
hey everyone. i normally dont do things like this but my community is really in need of new members and revival. so if anyones interested =D




xxdopefiendsxx
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Monday, June 21st, 2004

Posted by:darkendmind.
Time:3:52 pm.
Mood: depressed.
Now if this isnt a vacation ad I dont know what is then.



'I treat each day as it were your last'
+++twist my mind+++

Monday, May 31st, 2004

Subject:ME
Posted by:kultovazazel.
Time:10:58 pm.
Mood: blah.
Helo, i am new here. I like black metal, and most metal in general. I particularly like- Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, OLD cradle of filth, Emperor, 1349 and many more... if you want the rest just ask.
I like playing music, im in a black metal band making an album. I like listening to music (OBVIOUSLY). I like doing absolutely nothing all day, and i enjoy the accasional sex oppurtunity. So if you interested add me and if your not i dont give a shit. thank you have a nice day!
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Sunday, April 11th, 2004

Posted by:organ__grinder.
Time:4:12 pm.
Well, seeing as racist jokes are allowed and I'm not racist:
Q: What do you call an ethiopean with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese
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Saturday, March 27th, 2004

Posted by:my_fallen_angel.
Time:12:01 pm.
I have made a support group community, please join</span></p>

support_group

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

Subject:I take my coffee black with a couple of cubes of kiss my ass.
Posted by:darkendmind.
Time:9:55 pm.
Mood: weird.
Here's another joke that will probrably get me kicked out

Q. Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?
A. "One says hey you get off my cloud" the other says "Hey McCloud get off my ewe"

Now I want to do some racist ones not because I'm racist but because I think they are funny, if anyone objects let me know and I wont put them on.....



'The dark falls and will cover and destroy those who resist'
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Monday, January 19th, 2004

Subject:Joke-tastic
Posted by:organ__grinder.
Time:7:49 pm.
Q: What always breaks when you give it to a baby?
A: The pelvis

Q: What did the red-neck say when she lost her virginity?
A: "Get off my Dad, you're crushing my smokes"

That's all I could think of at the minute. Well there were more but they're really harsh and I've only just joined and don't wanna get kicked out.
+++4 fuckups+++twist my mind+++

Tuesday, January 6th, 2004

Subject:Wanna hear a joke?
Posted by:darkendmind.
Time:7:18 pm.
Mood:Sneaky.
Q.How do you kill a retard?
A.Give him a knife and ask him who is special.
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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003

Posted by:onlydesire.
Time:6:28 pm.
What sucks is when the dentist is drilling your teeth and he pulls his hand out of your mouth and the glove is covered in blood.
Kinda creeps me out.
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Posted by:my_fallen_angel.
Time:5:39 pm.
thought i'd join this community. it seems nice :) hullo
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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Posted by:xslackerbitchx.
Time:12:33 pm.
Mood: happy.
new hair ♥



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Monday, December 8th, 2003

Subject:Like Nurses?
Posted by:rainedecadence.
Time:7:14 pm.
Mood: horny.
I just started a new community about 5 minutes ago, nursefetish. So, if you like nurses as much as I do then join.
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Saturday, November 29th, 2003

Subject:ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOB!
Posted by:darkendmind.
Time:6:14 pm.
Mood: accomplished.
Bob has given me the commandments to pass to all his followers..He has also assigned each of you new living quarters.....the commandments along with the the house rules are basically the same! ALL HAIL BOB!!!!


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Bob also wants to say if this sounds like Adam Sandlers work your probrably right!
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Friday, November 28th, 2003

Posted by:starsfallineyez.
Time:8:44 pm.
Does anybody know where I can get a bustier or corsets for like...not hundreds of dollars?
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Tuesday, November 25th, 2003

Subject:Pervy
Posted by:rainedecadence.
Time:6:31 pm.
title or description
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Subject:Ever see an aborted fetus naked?
Posted by:rainedecadence.
Time:6:20 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
I want a human female pet. One I can walk on a leash and will frollic in my backyard when I let her out. I'd dress her up in pretty clothes when I had guests. If I had any other friends with a human female pet we could let them all play together as we sit around and shoot the shit.

If I had a pet fairy I'd tear off her wings and molest her with my toothbrush. If she pissed me off, I'd break out the rusty nails.

Done processing...
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Thursday, November 13th, 2003

Subject:An Update from The Great And Powerful Bob!
Posted by:darkendmind.
Time:10:20 pm.
Mood: accomplished.
Our Messiah Bob pictured below...
Bob
Would like you all to know he is accepting both altar boys and altar girls for his sermons...the only catch you must each take turns bouncing on his lap and call him Uncle Bob the Great!

On the next sermon he also wanted me to let you know that there will be no fighting over me! I am just his mesenger he did however make an exception to deadsilence and I thank him for that...But everyone else ALL love must go to Bob!

And also he has instructed me to set for the new commandments wich he is writing right now they shall be updated soon.

Also he wanted me to send forth a new declaration throught the land

He has found himself a concubine Norma Ray and wanted to share all her beauty with his followers:

Norma

And he says to all of you remember to....well he forgot so nevermind.

That was all he wrote!

ALL HAIL BOB
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